Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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