can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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