i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just gargled with NyQuil
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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