Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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