Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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