Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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