I didn't shave. On purpose
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
