So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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