I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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