when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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