I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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