so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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