I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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