thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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