If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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