Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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