"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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