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Wat do u mean how?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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