Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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