Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she pinky promised me she was 18
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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