It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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