guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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