He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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