Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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