Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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