I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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