So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The feeling are messing with the penis
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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