my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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