That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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