when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish i was in the wii world.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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