How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Quick, to the slutcave!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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