You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
this is an emotional support booty call
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