super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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