Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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