I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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