my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize