Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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