Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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