No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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