and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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