NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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