...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
