i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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