so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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