I wish I could punch you in the face.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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