did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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