I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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