Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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