I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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