Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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