Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
