And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
