Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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