I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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