I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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